[Screened to OU!Winry]

Hey Winry...? Um, I need your advice.

[Screened to OU!Al]

Al? Have you, uh, moved in yet? Uum...you are...staying with me, right?

I swear, I miss everything. Why does this shit always happen to me? Everyone leaves, everyone...especially and so often Al. But whenever I disappear, I inevitably return here. How long has it been now? End of May...since the end of May last year.

And I always return, and someone is always gone.

Al disappeared this time. Both of them...though there's already a "new"(?) Al here.

And that's...my third double to leave. They all get to go home (I...think...)

...why can't I ever leave?

EDIT: OH.

Apparently there are two Winrys now.

...I should probably go find them both before their wrenches find me...

C-colonel? Shit, now who am I going to talk to?! Teacher's gone, the bastard's gone, Nina's gone...everyone's leaving again, dammit!

( Screened to the Female Mustang... )

EDIT: Y-YUUKO'S GONE?!?!

Well at least they waited until after Winry readjusted my leg before whisking me off again. Fucking hell.

(( Screened to the Colonel...the male one ))

Yes, it's me again. Yes, I'm back again.

[Screened to Teacher]

...Teacher, do you know how Al's been doing while I was gone?

[/Screen]

AL! Shit, I did not mean to disappear like that. What have I missed? How's your leg? Did Winry get a chance to...?

And, er, Teacher! Is she still here? Sometimes people...well, sometimes when I come back, there's... And Winry- she's all right? Not too worried, I hope?

Colonel, Lieutenant, still here? God, turned into that bastard, doing roll call and everything.

My double's around, of course. That bastard wouldn't disappear that easily, I bet.

I really don't write enough, do I? I think I've fallen out of the habit since I got here- haven't been involved in alchemic research now for quite some time.

...damn, wait, is that really the date? That means this week last year, I arrived here. I've been in this world for nearly a year.

And that means it's been nearly a year since the first time Al and I...

[ooc: Strikes not actually that hard to read. XD]

EDIT: [Screened from a certain Teacher] Oh HELL. AL.

...Teacher's here.

Winry! You make it all right? I don't think I could take it if you're hurt too... Al needs you- he...he lost part of his leg...

A-also...where's the other Alphonse? Did you make it here? I know we don't talk much...your brother didn't want me going near you. But I've been trying to watch over you anyway...because you are Alphonse...

YUCK~!

THIS is the reason I don't drink milk! Can you SMELL that?! Something that gives off such a foul stench MUST be bad for you!

...WHO THE HELL GAVE ME THIS BOOK?? Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Because I am SO NOT AMUSED.

LOOK. I am NOT. SHORT. DO NOT CALL ME SHORT, OR I CAN AND WILL CHANGE YOUR PERSPECTIVE. GET IT?

And just what the hell is this about? "The Alchemy of Love and Lust"? Your humour is so not funny.

......

( Screened to Mustang )

Al...what the hell?

I woke up to the smell of blood. I know that stench well, but it is so strong here. Where did all this blood come from???

So Al's human again, and yet the insanity just doesn't seem to end.

I wonder how much it would cost to just get a little peace and quiet and sanity here?

( Screened to Al//Hackable by the Experts )

[ooc: Edward's commenting on the fact that Envy was throwing a tantrum earlier, and now Pride!Ed's gone batshit insane.]

By the way, what's with the big padlock on that bedroom door in my room?

*sound of pounding on door* Hello? Is anyone in there? Hello~?

Huh. Weird. Anyone know what's going on in there?

Well, Valentine's Day is over. Thank goodness; can't say it's my favorite holiday and, well, considering Al probably hates me...

I admit, I was a little surprised when I found a gift in my room today. Apparently I forgot my birthday...considering all that's been happening lately, I...didn't even notice. Yay, flavored milk! The only kind of milk worth drinking.

Even though it's from Schuldig, so I know what he's trying to imply. Still, yummy!

[ooc: Strikes barely legible]

...I'm...not a plushie anymore? The...last thing I remember, I was in Mio's closet..um.

I suppose I should be grateful, for what she did. Don't know how long it's been since that happened, but I do know that I had plenty of time to think about my past decisions and...well, as the other Edward said, I was a coward to want to die. After all, we went through so much together, Al and I...that to give up on life now, despite what I did to him...it's not the Elric way..

Uh..so anyway. I'm back?

...it's snowing outside.

Y'know, they say that no snowflake is alike. That's interesting, isn't that? I wonder how they know that though...

( Screened to Mio// Unhackable )

[ooc- Kupi wanted to see how snowflakes are all different, so he's making it snow huge snowflakes, about one-two feet in diameter. Because this is messing with the weather, the snowfall is very sporadic, lasting for no more than five minutes at a time. This will go on for the whole day, so feel free to have people notice huge snowflakes falling from the sky! =D]

( Screened to Mio//Unhackable )

...I must be going crazy.

( Screened to Mio//Unhackable )

..I don't think it's wise to test the cuff anymore than I have. These...thoughts I've been having lately have caused me to try to harm myself, but I see now that doing so is not my only option.

I shall continue to live.